misternope

English? Hop down to right underneath the line, beautiful.

Svensk? Skicka ett meddelande och säg din variation av “hej”. Om inte ett meddelande, åtminstone en anledning till varför du inte skulle göra det—för jag kommer inte på någon. 🙂

Bot? Skynet is fake news, look it up.

Human? Invites are outstanding—if you bother messaging or having any videos or favorites, I'll probably even accept it.

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I'm Mr. Nope, Client Success Manager and VP of Eye-Rollin' Orgasms at ClimacticClit, Ltd. where we offer seminars and workshops, completely unlicensed sex therapy, and both virtual and physical mentoring.

Before we begin, I'd like to apologize. It seems to have become normalized for so-called men to be so fucking bad at oral that women in general—especially kind women—fake what's supposed to be a spectacular sexual climax. It's not rocket Scientology—if you're 15 and clueless, do that alphabet shit, anything, as long as you FEEL what her body craves and LISTEN to her reactions.

Don't try to be an innovator. There are universally applicable basics. Everyone's different, and we need to discover how, starting with the foundation. Learn the basics. Practice them. Communicate. Don't flip a coin, just ask. “How does it feel?” I prefer feeling physical reaction to not break immersion, sometimes asking after, but if you find it hard then just fucking speak—many find that sexy.

The current state of pussy eating is despicable. They don't like the taste. It's uncomfortable. Some may even be honest and admit that you are nothing more than a walking ejaculation to them. You should be grateful to suck his majestic penis of the year, right? NO. SPIT IT OUT. Please, demand better. If you don't know how “better” feels, no worries. I can describe it if you message me, or show you in person if you're nearby.

Thus, I call your fake and raise you a cup of reality. Start with a sip, it's strong. I'm not interested in reciprocation; if you crave giving, this isn't the place, as I won't let you. For me, you will shut your smutty mouth and lie down. Then you will spread your legs wide and keep them that way. Put a pillow under your ass because if the neck is fine, time is not a factor. (I recommend using one you don't intend to sleep on. 😈) Enjoy like a spoiled brat. 😉

A toast to the heroines and heroes that make our favorite hardcore porn happen—whose astonishing skill, personality, and beauty keeps us hard and wet all year round. Naked is natural, sex is satisfying, and you babes are delightful role models.

Love, cheers, and pleasure to meet you.

About what I seek

Why not allow multiple options for “seeking?” Or “any of the above.” Same for gender, I don't care. Comment if you know a site that mixes!

This not being a dating site, I didn't come searching for anything, just porn, most of which makes me incompatible with 95% of people. If anything, I seek people as broken as myself—unfair bonus points for trans. Fun fact: I'd rock it as a lesbian female… But I'd keep the dick, I quite like it.

How about a horny little pet or slave? Desperate to learn and willing to be used. Add to that a mature woman of senior sexiority since sharing is caring and 40+ ladies are flaming. Few things are more watchable than one woman dominating and punishing another right in front of you. 😈

About this account

Soon hitting the 5-year mark, I've accumulated 400+ favorites in 70+ lists. More than any other site except PH (misternope + misternopey) and XV (misternope), where I have thousands. Still, I do miss the Kazaa and DC++ times! 😎

Mainly a fan of submissive, used women, trans beauties fucking their boy toys, and couples like holy-fucking-hell “Bruce-and-Morgan” sharing a loving afternoon pee session. 😉

About hitting pause

Let's pause, I write too much. Let's just breathe.

Breathe deeply, with intent and focus. You are breathing; breathing is you. Thoughts inevitably flow through your mind. Letting them go is a choice. Choose to let go of attachment to unhealthy thought. Keep focusing on breathing. Get comfortable. Unbutton a little. Remember discovering sex. Squeezing your nipples and massaging your crotch may help you remember that first year or two.

See, my point is that approaching everything with a beginner's attitude, regardless of skill or experience, is a humble yet satisfying way of life. Being aware of how unaware we really are goes well with a willingness to accept change and shift our minds to evolve, both as individuals and as a species.

Keep your beginner's mind of constant curious discovery, for a fulfilling and interesting life.

About sex on the Internet 🤤

As for sexuality and pornography, I'm deep into the dirt and mud, scraping the bottom of each barrel to find something that turns me on. Too stoned to notice any “point of no return” sign, I'm fucked. How about you, do you feel fucked?

Please, I'd love to hear your thoughts. Especially you beautiful creators, stars, and other subject-matter experts.

You have a pleasurable week now!

Yours deeply,

Mr. Nope
misternope@proton.me